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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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