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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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