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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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