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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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