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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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