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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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