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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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