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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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