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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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