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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺
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