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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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