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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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