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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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