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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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