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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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