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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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