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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dixie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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