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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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