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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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