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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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