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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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