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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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