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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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