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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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