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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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