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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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