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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Zeus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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