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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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