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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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