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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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