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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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