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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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