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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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