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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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