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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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