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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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