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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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