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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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