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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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