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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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