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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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