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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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