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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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