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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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