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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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