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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Poppy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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