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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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