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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daenerys eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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