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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daenerys eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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