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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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