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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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