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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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