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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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