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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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