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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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